December 27, 2009

Rubber Chicken In A Bikini

I can't not devote a post to Christmas 09's favorite toy. Scrambled to get your paws on a Zhu Zhu Pet? So sorry. You missed the boat. WE have Rubber Chicken In A Bikini. An instant favorite.



The attention to detail, quality, and sheer glamour of this gal is insane. This is one ridiculously first-rate Rubber Chicken In A Bikini.



But don't be fooled by her jaunty swimwear and impeccable pedicure. She's a bad egg. No matter how my little Ruby innocently gnaws, the whole thing plays out like a lurid chapter in a dime store novel.







Complete with accomplice.



Three times have I run frantically through the house toward the sound of screaming bloody murder...only to find it was Rubber Chicken In A Bikini.



Set us back $2.98. Worth every penny.

9 comments:

The Thundering Herd said...

And is worse nightmare that that becomes the favorite toy that must be taken into public at all times?

Rachel said...

So disturbing yet... I cannot look away! hehe

Farley said...

That is hilarious :) Clearly, no home is complete without a rubber chicken in a bikini!

Khyra The Siberian Husky And Sometimes Her Mom said...

I saw some other furiends got this one too!

Pretty 'funky'

Tank woo fur sharing!

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra

Ms. ~K said...

We're doing the funky chicken dance here too!!!
Licks and sniffs!

Gus, Louie and Callie said...

What a great present.. Anything that is good to chew on is the best toy ever...

Big Sloppy Kisses
Gus, Louie and Callie

Sierra Rose said...

Oh yeah! Yeaoooo! Never seen such a pressie. Have fun with bikini-chik ok pals!!??

Hugs and snaggle-tooth kisses,
Sierra Rose

Clive said...

Brillant! We only have the plain old rubber chicken! That one is fantastic!

Best wishes for a very Happy New Year!

- Clive and all the gang

Carly Findlay said...

OK SO THIS POST IS HOW SOMEONE GOOGLED CHICKEN IN A BIKINI AND REACHED YOUR BLOG!!
I am so excited I typed in caps.
I googled the term 'chicken in a bikini' but was disappointed I did not reach your blog.